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My life has been taken over by the most obnoxious puppy. She has been doing zoomies around the house for the last THREE HOURS. If all the other pups in the house fall asleep she is sure to knock something big and loud over to wake them up again. They get to barking, and I worry Harriet will wake up. It sounds like the herd that killed Mufasa in The Lion King and, somehow, Harriet has not stirred.
She eats books, photos, and shoes. Her favorite thing to do is to get a roll of paper towels or toilet paper and roll the house. Then she pounces on the paper and tears it into tiny shreds. She tries to take on the broom when you try to take on her mess.
If you are not paying attention she will launch herself through the air and fly straight into you, regardless of if you are holding a drink in your hand or have the laptop precariously on the arm of the chair.
Will she ever go to sleep?
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