1000 Reasons You Might Think She Is My Lover

1000 Reasons You Might Think She is My Lover by Angela Costa
1997
Weight: 4 oz
Method of Disposal: Leaving at Hodge Podge

Another book that has potential that is never fully reached.  This is a small book of...poetry?  Some of the reasons are fun:

#664 We think
         Therefore
         We can

#665 We
         F*CK
         Smart

Then there are these kinda ones, which I am not a fan of:

#220 My
         Cherry
         BlossomS

#221  Naked
          Beside
          Her

#222  The
          Burning
           Bush

The best part of this book is the inscription found on the inside:

"for Heidi-
the unexpected, delectable co-author of this tale of mystery and intrigue.
your doving love,
M."

AND it is autographed by the author.