Resident Evil: City of the Dead by S.D. Perry
1999
Weight: 6 oz
Method of Disposal: Leaving at Joe's Coffee Shop in EAV
Resident Evil is my not-so-secret guilty pleasure. I enjoy playing the video games, even though it usually ends with me screaming, throwing the controller at someone else in the room, and curling up in a ball because I cannot handle the fear and stress of being eaten by zombies. I am not kidding or exaggerating. I think, once, I might have even cried.
A much more manageable pastime is watching the series of movies that just KEEP COMING OUT. The last one was so bad that I forgot what it was about within 24 hours and, regretfully, watched it again immediately with a friend. It was kind of embarrassing. I am still smitten with the first two. Milla Jovovich, with a gun, dressed all sexy and serious, just does something for the teenage boy I keep not-so-hidden in my heart. I want to be better than that but I, clearly, am not. I love her in her lingerie, toting a shot gone to loud music. It kinda makes me swoon thinking about it now...
This book does not. So, go, go, find a new home!
1999
Weight: 6 oz
Method of Disposal: Leaving at Joe's Coffee Shop in EAV
A much more manageable pastime is watching the series of movies that just KEEP COMING OUT. The last one was so bad that I forgot what it was about within 24 hours and, regretfully, watched it again immediately with a friend. It was kind of embarrassing. I am still smitten with the first two. Milla Jovovich, with a gun, dressed all sexy and serious, just does something for the teenage boy I keep not-so-hidden in my heart. I want to be better than that but I, clearly, am not. I love her in her lingerie, toting a shot gone to loud music. It kinda makes me swoon thinking about it now...
This book does not. So, go, go, find a new home!
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